But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
