is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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