the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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