Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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