drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Soap is not a condiment
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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