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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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