There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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