just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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