Reggie can tackle my bush.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
