I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Im part way to drunk.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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