so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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