We're like a lot better than the average bears
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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