Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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