Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Randomize
