worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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