is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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