Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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