ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Randomize
