she was so not down for the gang bang
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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