Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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