That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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