we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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