How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
