thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
