i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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