can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
