We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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