If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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