mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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