WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
