just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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