it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Randomize
