Apparently you make a good broom.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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