You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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