Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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