Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was confusing and full of hummus
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
