Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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