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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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