He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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