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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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