so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So apparently I’m into choking now
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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