How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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