im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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