Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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