And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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