office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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