I think I died a long time ago.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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