Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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