Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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