Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize