she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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