I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Randomize
