I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
