3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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