Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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